Being the web manager for the Dallas Cowboys' website.
That's right, the Dallas Cowboys' suckiness is so bad, it has even bubbled over to them sucking off the field. According to the Dallas Morning News, the team forgot to renew the dallascowboys.com domain, and the site was left blank. It went down the day the Cowboys fired Wade Phillips, their head coach – when fans were most eager to read news about the changes on the team's website. You blow big, Dallas.